Fun about cannibals

A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of our employees”.

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The cannibals all shook their heads “No”.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly. “You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you – you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.”!

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Inzaman-ul-Haq Captain of the Pakistan cricket team

It is just for fun

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked from them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.

Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time…..

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that’s fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!

Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Without his strokes it not have been possible. He was pulling the good Balls. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It’s all team effort which pulled us out of big hole. Insha Allah, we all will work together as team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.

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Saito's Welcome Song

I love this vid lol it was fun to make i used the song Wonka's welcome song from Charlie and the chocolate factory enjoy

THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN-MADE AND IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE MUSICAL ARTIST OR ANIME COMPANY IN ANY WAY.

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Bush is my Bitch - Travis Simmons Live Standup Comedy Funny

Short version - Political Comedy, a lot of people have been afraid to do political jokes, many are just starting to do it, I never stopped. Here are two Enron and Bush is my Bitch two very funny bits! If you are felling me, leave a comment Short version - Political Comedy, a lot of people have been afraid to do political jokes, many are just starting to do it, I never stopped. Here are two Enron and Bush is my Bitch two very funny bits! If you are felling me, leave a comment that simply says,"Bush is my Bitch!"
So click laugh, and please leave a comment and rate this video. I want to know what the people around the world think. the go and listen to "The "N" Word in Music" or "Birth Control for Men"
Thanks Travis