Teacher and students introducing in the class

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the
first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, “Let’s start with the boys first”. Boys start giving their intro…

First boy: “My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub”.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, “Interesting. Well, Ok. In
fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially a child in each of us. So it’s ok John. Yes next”.

Second boy: “Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.”

Teacher now got surprised and said, “Good. I like the spirit of
supporting a friend. Ok next”.

Third boy: “I’m Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub”.
Teacher: “Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next”.
This continues…
And the last boy stands up “I’m Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble
in the bathtub”.

Exhausted, the teacher said, “I don’t think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please.”

First girl: “I’m Julie and my hobby is to see birds”.
Teacher: “Good. At last I got something different. Ok next”.

Second girl: “I’m Ruby and I like to collect perfumes”.
Teacher “Now it’s like educated grown up girls. Ok next.

You sweet Girl; Yes you…”
Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:

“Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a
day”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Husband writing e mail for his wife

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and
was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he
missed one letter, so his note was directed instead to an elderly
preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

Hearing this, her family rushed into the room and saw the following note
on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Signed,
Your eternally loving husband.
PS. Sure is hot down here.

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