List of Signs that you are too drunk

Here is the listing of signs that you are too drunk:

• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.


• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.


• Job interferring with your drinking.


• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.


• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.


• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!


• Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!


• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.


• Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you


• At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."


• You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you
  Fell asleep clothed. - hmm.


• The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...


• I'm as jober as a sudge.