Thursday, November 30, 2006

Who is the better programmer Jesus or Satan

Jesus and Satan have an discussion as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a
contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers
and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for
several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt
of lightning strikes,taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power
is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to
show what he has come up with.



Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the
power went out."


"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."


Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the
voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is
astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus'
program is intact. How did he do it?"


God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."


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