Saturday, December 02, 2006

Two doctors opening their office in a small town

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.” The
town council was not happy with the sign,

so the doctors changed it
to “Hysterias and Posteriors.” This was not acceptable either, so in
an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to “Schizoids
and Hemorrhoids.” No go. Next, they tried “Catatonics and
High Colonics.” Thumbs down again.

Then came “Manic Depressives and
Anal Retentives.” Still not good. Another attempt resulted in “Minds
and Behinds.” Unacceptable again. So they tried “Lost Souls and Ass
Holes.” No way. “Analysis and Anal Cysts?” Nope. “Nuts and Butts?”
Uh-uh. “Freaks and Cheeks?” Still no go. “Loons and Moons?” Forget

Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.” The town council loved it,
and finally everybody was happy.


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