Looking for day off

So you want the day off. Let's take a look what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per
year in which you already have two days off per week leaving 261 days
available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you
have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year,
leaving only 68 days available.

With a one hour lunch period each day,
you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for
work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you
only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so
your available working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give you a
14-day vacation per year that leaves only 1 day available for work, and
I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!